so true

while i was gone my cat spread all my money out on the floor and started meowing at it

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

apparently the registration period for summer classes has already passed does anyone know who i should talk to about registering late or if it could even be possible

someone raised their voice to my korean boss when she didn’t hear the name they said they were there with and it took all my effort to be fake to them and show them to their party

tbmblr:

reed’s having a hard time guessing this one

jetgreguar:

kingcheddarxvii:

Oh cool it’s the classic Mario Kart 64 stage, Rainbow Roa— YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh my god this is glorious

spangefucker:

it was his hat mr. krabs

spangefucker:

it was his hat mr. krabs

stephastated:

“mary had a little…

stephastated:

“mary had a little…